WebMonkey08
03-01-2009, 11:53 PM
In space..you can't hear yourself...Fart. 'tis true, Saturday, I was orbiting Earth reparing a 'weather satellite'. Anyways, I had a few slices of cold, greasy pizza before I blasted off. There I was, tweaking a sensor when I felt some gas.. I needed a release. I looked around, but why, I was way up there (musta' been ntural human reaction) Ok, so I proceeded to whaff.. the blast blew me back, and thank godI was teathered to weather.com's space junk.. funny thinng, I didn't hear a thing, nor did I report it to NASA so mum's the word, and remember, it's ok.. up there, you're really out there..τΏτ..